You know that bit in Office Space?
You know that bit in Office Space -
Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that’s messed up.
Lately, C-bug’s diapers have been just like that. Every time I change her dirty diaper, I tell Katie “that was the biggest, nastiest diaper she’s ever had.” Then the next time I change her dirty diaper, I tell Katie “no that was the biggest, nastiest diaper she’s ever had.” Then the time after that, when I change C’s diaper, I tell Katie “no, *that* was the biggest, nastiest diaper she’s ever had.”
And then there was the diaper I just changed. *shudder*
April 1st, 2008 at 10:01 am
You have seen nothing yet!
Wait Jon, you have two more years with diapers! Wait until C walks and talks and she wants you to change the diaper this minute. Then you have have two years of wiping her ass after she poos in the toilet.
Welcome to the gradual realization of parenting children!
April 1st, 2008 at 10:31 am
watch out for blueberries. yikes.
April 1st, 2008 at 10:52 am
Think how bad it will be when the triplets arrive!